1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,047 Now, that's terrible news, Mrs. Dunn. 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:07,007 So, you believe your husband was kidnapped. 3 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:10,184 Yeah, that's what I said about a minute ago. 4 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,577 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a little distracted. 5 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:14,318 My-- my girlfriend comes home later today 6 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:16,190 from her food-scientist convention. 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,801 I haven't seen her in a while because I've been in prison. 8 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,672 You were in prison? 9 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,109 -Yes. -Well, um-- 10 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:24,502 Aren't you Jamie Dunn, the condo queen? 11 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:27,592 Another thing I said about a minute ago. 12 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,725 -Yeah. -I love your ads. 13 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:32,075 -Thanks. -♪ I'll take you home 14 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,990 It's a very clever catchphrase. 15 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,210 -[clears throat] -D-did you ever think of using 16 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:39,909 ♪ We'll get it Dunn because your name is Dunn? 17 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:43,173 Can we get back to talking about my missing husband? 18 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,958 -Certainly, Jamie. -Doug is an actor. 19 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:49,092 -Yeah? -Has he been in anything we might have seen? 20 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,138 Well, have you heard of a little movie 21 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:55,533 called "The Freeloaders?" [chuckles] 22 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,405 Um... 23 00:00:57,448 --> 00:01:00,147 Uh, you know, before he disappeared, 24 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:02,975 he was working on some zombie movie called "The Body Shop." 25 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,108 How did the kidnappers contact you? 26 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,283 They sent me a video. 27 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:09,112 They wanted $150,000 in 24 hours. 28 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,071 24 hours from when? 29 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,855 I got this thumb drive last night and-- 30 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:16,076 -Did you call the police? -Are you new here? 31 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,990 I mean, that's not how ransoms work. 32 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,992 Have you ever even seen a cop show? 33 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,516 [chuckles] I canceled my cable. 34 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,866 Well, do you at least have a computer? 35 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:26,869 -Of course we do. -Great. Watch the video. 36 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,436 But just-- can you wait until I leave? 37 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,351 Because I can't stand to see it again. 38 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,830 I understand. 39 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,310 They said they're gonna kill him. 40 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,921 Don't you worry, Jamie, we'll handle it. 41 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,315 ♪ We'll take him home 42 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,145 ♪ We'll get it Dunn 43 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:46,018 -Please stop. -Okay. Too soon? 44 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:21,184 They said they-- they'd call in a few days 45 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:24,622 with information about where to pay the ransom. 46 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,711 I swear they will kill me, honey. 47 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:30,976 Please follow their directions. I'm so scared. 48 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,804 I not gonna sit here and watch this guy 49 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:34,241 from "Angel Teeth" again. 50 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:36,025 We watch 11 times! 51 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:40,290 Yeah, but if we can get the GPS data off that video, 52 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:43,989 we can figure out where it was shot, right? 53 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:47,167 Pretty technical talk from a guy who doesn't even own a computer. 54 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,864 Oh, he read an article. 55 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,431 [scoffs] 56 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,433 They said they'd call in a few days 57 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:57,002 with information about where to pay the ransom. 58 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:58,743 -Look at that. -What? 59 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:02,486 -There. -Yeah, chu-- 60 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,880 Chuch-- Chuchauto. 61 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:07,709 Yeah, it's sorta sideways. Chachu-- chachu-- 62 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,841 Chu-u-ch... 63 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,713 -Cha-- cha-- -Yeah. 64 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,846 -Chuck's Auto Ts! -Chuck's. 65 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,327 -Huh? -Hey! 66 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,938 I know that place. Come on, let's go. 67 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:22,811 Hey, while we're gone, can you triangulate 68 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:25,944 the geotags and isolate the metadata? 69 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,252 -Fuck off. -[door closes] 70 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,969 -Ah! -Bingo. 71 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:54,451 Hey. Nice jacket. 72 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,063 -Sweet. -Yeah. 73 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:01,284 All right, I have two cameras. The monitor cycles through them. 74 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:04,287 The camera you're looking at is camera one. 75 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:08,030 Camera two. One. Two. 76 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:11,338 One. That's two. 77 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,643 One. Two. 78 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:13,992 -Yeah, sir? -One-- 79 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,559 We would like to see any activity 80 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:18,127 on camera two late last night. 81 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,563 -All right. -If you can back it-- 82 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:23,045 -Okay, let me try. -Continue backing. 83 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,743 There, freeze it! Right there. 84 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,658 Back it. Back it up a little. 85 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,573 Hold it-- hold it-- hold it right there. 86 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,923 Hold it, please. 87 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,274 There, look at that car. 88 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:37,364 '72 Le Mans. Sweet, big block. 89 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:40,323 -That's some real muscle there, man. -[cell phone rings] 90 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,282 You mind if I use your computer here? 91 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,719 -Uh, help yourself. -Thank you. 92 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:47,025 -Hello? -Hi! I'm back. 93 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,811 -Did you miss me? -Oh, definitely. 94 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:53,423 Yeah, there's an Eve-shaped hole in my life. 95 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,859 Well, this was all kinds of adventures. 96 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,426 I have so much to tell you about. 97 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,298 Listen, uh, c-can we-- 98 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,735 If you put a bunch of food scientists in a room together, 99 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,911 -shit gets crazy. -Yeah. listen, babe-- 100 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,869 Um, you remember Brandon, my ex? 101 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:09,004 He was there, and he was acting very weird 102 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:11,441 and super uncomfortable around me. 103 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,661 And I was like, "What is this? What's going on?" 104 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,358 -And I figured it out. -Really? 105 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,708 He's acting like he's moved on. 106 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,320 Like he's better than me. [chuckles] You know? 107 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,017 Yeah, I'm right up in the middle of a case, 108 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,628 but I want to hear all about your old boyfriend. 109 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,892 Well, Floyd, it sounds like you don'twanna hear about it. 110 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,764 L-let me call you later, all right, foxy cheeks? 111 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,374 I love you. 112 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,941 [kisses] 113 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,726 Listen, I ran a trace on the car. 114 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:40,252 The car belongs to a film director, Max Hill. 115 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,298 Oh, trace. Not bad. 116 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,780 The movie he's currently working on 117 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,825 is "The Body Shop." 118 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,698 Oh, that's the film Doug the kidnapped guy is in. 119 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:54,136 You're damn right it is, Foxy Cheeks. 120 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:58,662 [chuckles] Chuck, you're the man, thank you. 121 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,098 Glad to have been of help. 122 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,884 I've gotta have the jacket back, though. 123 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,280 Thanks, Sun. 124 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:11,109 No biggie, I was gonna come in here anyway. 125 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:12,981 It's my job to snoop around and look for things 126 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:17,333 they try to hide from me. [whistles tune] 127 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,162 Have you seen, um, a folder I left here yesterday? 128 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,817 -It says "Harris" on the tag? -Oh, yes. 129 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,427 -And? -I threw it out. 130 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:25,907 Looked like government surveillance. 131 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:28,431 -Sun! -You'll thank me later. 132 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,433 That was a court deposition for my work. 133 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,696 -[elevator dings] -[groans] 134 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,703 -Hello. -Wait. 135 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,792 You're the dicks? 136 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,360 -N-no, actually-- -What can we help you with? 137 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:49,713 Something was stolen from me, and I really need it back. 138 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:52,194 -[voice breaks] Like bad. -What was stolen from you? 139 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,804 My cousin Francis. 140 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:57,721 I set my backpack down, and, whoop, Francis was gone. 141 00:06:57,765 --> 00:07:01,421 -So Francis took the bag? -She was in the backpack. 142 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,340 Francis is dead. 143 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,777 Right, Sun, I got that. 144 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,692 She died like a year or so ago, 145 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,345 just before we could go on this trip 146 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,086 that we'd been planning since we were little. 147 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,871 -I promised her we'd go. -Where were you headed? 148 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:20,744 San Diego, it's where she wants to be scattered. 149 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,007 [voice breaks] And now she's stolen. 150 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,053 God damn body snatchers! 151 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:27,316 Will you help me? 152 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:29,057 It's something that I have to finish. 153 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,929 She know how you feeling. We help you. 154 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,584 [cell phone rings] 155 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,456 -Hey, baby. -[Brad] Hey, sweetie. 156 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,849 Sorry, I gotta take this. I'll be right back, sorry. 157 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,242 Tell me about this vase. 158 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:42,984 Listen, I got an idea for you. 159 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,247 I wanna take you out for a little surprise lunch. 160 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,162 Well, it's not really a surprise if you tell me about it. 161 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:50,992 Well, what if I told you that I got us a table at Oliver's? 162 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,951 [chuckles] You really don't know how surprises work, do you? 163 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:57,302 [laughs] I really want to see you. 164 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,695 How about it? 165 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:01,829 I- I'd love to, Brad. Um, but I can't. 166 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,005 I've got to help someone finish something. 167 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,615 Aw, fine. 168 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,530 I'm sorry, babe. I'll call you later, okay? 169 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,663 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 170 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,461 What has it been like working on this movie? 171 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,768 Oh, yeah, this one has been way different 172 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,552 than any of my other films. 173 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:32,207 I mean, it's a zombie movie, you know? 174 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,035 Yeah, I've never done anything like this. 175 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:36,254 -It's no "Kung Fu Kitty." -Oh, you saw that one? 176 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,126 -Yeah, I saw all of 'em. -Oh! 177 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,651 You said "different." How has this been different? 178 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:44,262 Well, did you notice that you're eating a raw carrot? 179 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:48,658 Yeah. There's, like, no money for food or anything. 180 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,791 Max is paying for this all himself, 181 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,967 and he's totally running out of money. 182 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,970 I hear he's going broke. Like, no one has been paid. 183 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,233 I'm pretty sure this food came from a dumpster 184 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,843 behind some sort of food bank. 185 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:01,932 And he's been really mean to me, too. 186 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,455 [scoffs] Thank God I'm almost done. 187 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,936 -Ew. -Yeah, that's our guy. 188 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:10,332 Max Hill, the director. 189 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,899 They need you on set, Ms. Mayfield. 190 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,423 -Yeah. -Um, who are you guys? 191 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,773 Food is for actors and background only. 192 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,775 We arebackground. 193 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,386 Well, then get your asses over to makeup stat. 194 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,964 Lou's here! [chuckles] 195 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:37,533 Hello. Mwah! Mwah! 196 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,188 And you must be Sarah. 197 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:42,538 -Yes. -Let me get a look at you. 198 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,974 Wow. 199 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,324 Sunny Bunny, why haven't you brought Sarah 200 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:49,371 -to see me before this? -She not into old guys. 201 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,633 Oh. 202 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,766 So I understand you are trying 203 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,985 to locate some stolen remains? 204 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:58,467 Yes, for a client. She needs to keep a promise. 205 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,905 Ah, there is nothing more important than a good sendoff. 206 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,864 -So let's see this vessel. -You mean "vase." 207 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,648 He means "urn." 208 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:08,782 Right, because you can't spell "burn" without "urn." 209 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:12,481 -[clears throat] -And the cremains were inside? 210 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,396 -Yes. -That should be easy enough. 211 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:17,094 We'll just track it down in the missing cremains database. 212 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,009 Easy peasy Japanesey. 213 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,316 -That's racist. -Only if you're Japanese. 214 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:24,667 W-wait, you're saying that there's a database 215 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,322 where you can track down cremated remains? 216 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,019 -No. -Ah. 217 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,456 Funeral director. We love to have a good time. 218 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,720 Well, can't spell "funeral" without "fun," right? 219 00:10:33,763 --> 00:10:36,374 Oh, my God, Sarah, will you marry me? 220 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,725 -[laughs] -[laughs] Oh! 221 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:44,121 [clears throat] This, uh, particular urn 222 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,820 appears to be Chilean malachite. 223 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,823 It's a beautiful stone. It's vintage and pretty rare. 224 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,173 If the thief knows how valuable it is, 225 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,436 he'd be a boob not to try to sell it. 226 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:57,004 Will you let us know if you or one of your colleagues spots it? 227 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,571 Absolutely, Sarah, and in the meantime, you know, 228 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,617 just check online, craigslist, eBay, 229 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,924 stolen-urns-for-sale dot com. 230 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:08,058 [chuckles, laughs] 231 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,407 [sighs] 232 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,714 W-what do you want? What? 233 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,977 [moaning] 234 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,457 What the hell are you doing? 235 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,980 I'm getting into character. 236 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,634 Hey, we need to focus on the director! 237 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,897 You know, he's broke, he's desperate. 238 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,682 His car was at the crime scene. 239 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,988 Back to one, shitheads! Come on! 240 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,164 -Are all directors like that? -Yeah, all of 'em. 241 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,731 -[man] "A" set. -[man] "B" set. 242 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,516 -Action! -[zombies moaning] 243 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,475 No, no! 244 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,043 No! 245 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,566 [whimpers] 246 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,829 Yes, yeah. Yes. 247 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,265 No!! 248 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,485 [moaning continues] 249 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:46,749 -[cell phone vibrating] -Yes. 250 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,845 -No! -Hey, fruit chews. 251 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,282 [Eve] Hey, I have got to say something to him. 252 00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,720 -To who? -To my ex, Brandon, 253 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,330 who's at the convention, who's acting like 254 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,158 he's all high and mighty and over me. 255 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:08,640 Like he's moved on. No, I'vemoved on, not him. 256 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,599 -[actress screams] -Is that a woman screaming? 257 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,733 -[shouts] -Uh, no, no. 258 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,604 Uh, I agree, you should say something to him. 259 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,388 -What should I say? -Well, you know, 260 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,955 we have an expression in Sweden. 261 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,436 it's called [speaks Swedish] 262 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:24,352 Literally, it means "fill your attic with grapes." 263 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,746 But it really means "remember kindness." 264 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,530 I mean, he's the one who's hurt. 265 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,706 He's probably just trying to protect his own feelings. 266 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,882 Yeah, he's still obsessed with me. Yeah. 267 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,754 -Okay, I-I hear you. -[actress wailing] 268 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,756 Are you sure that's not a woman screaming? 269 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,409 What? No, no, no, no. 270 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:39,933 Just some squeaky brakes or something. 271 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,978 I don't think so. 272 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,285 I mean, but people tell me I give good advice-- 273 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,854 Cut! Cut! Cut!! 274 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,639 What the fuck is going on here, huh? 275 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,815 -I gotta go. -Everybody out! 276 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,991 [sighs] Okay. 277 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,645 [sighs] 278 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,387 These online auction sites, 279 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,085 people buying and selling so much weird stuff. 280 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:05,262 Um, perhaps you forgot we are looking for human remains. 281 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,612 -Oh, wait. Yes! -What, did you find something? 282 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,137 I just put in a bid for Amelia Earhart's pap smear. 283 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,921 -[telephone rings] -Sun. 284 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,575 Yeah? 285 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,012 I've got amazing news, Sunny Bunny. 286 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,797 I just got a call from a colleague, 287 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,235 and someone just tried to sell him your missing urn. 288 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,063 I've already emailed you all the information 289 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,369 -so we can set up a sting. -Who's "we?" 290 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,371 You and Sarah and me. 291 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,678 I work alone, and in this case, 292 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,636 not really alone, just not with you. 293 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,030 But I got the information! 294 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,989 I know. You're my lobster, Lou-boo. 295 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,860 I'm going to remember this, Sun. 296 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,036 That's okay, because I gonna forget it. 297 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,996 And forgetting is more important than remembering. 298 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:46,173 [dial tone] 299 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,131 We got the thief. Check your inbox. 300 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:51,221 This guy wants to set up. He wants to play. 301 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,794 What the fuck is going on, huh!? 302 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,970 Who the fuck gets on the phone in the middle of a take? 303 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:04,539 -It was an important call. -Now we're in overtime. 304 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,236 Do you know how much an hour costs? 305 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,065 -I bet youdo! -What's that supposed to mean? 306 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,675 You're paying for all this yourself, 307 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,329 and we know you're running out of money. 308 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,809 That's why you're holding 309 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,377 Doug Patterson for ransom, right? 310 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,686 Right. Right. 311 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,037 The hack actor who stole my girlfriend. 312 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,388 -Girlfriend? -Yeah, her, my ex-girlfriend. 313 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,782 Oh, you-- you mean Stacy? 314 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:35,526 Mm-hmm. Look, I make bad horror films. 315 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,050 But I'm not a criminal. 316 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,095 When you find him, let him know 317 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,228 that I got the douchebag's ballcap 318 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,752 he left in my car couple of nights ago. 319 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,797 -He was in your car? -Yeah, with her. 320 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,538 That's how I found out. 321 00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:50,933 -She was driving his car. -Yeah. 322 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:54,067 You might also ask why she doesn't seem too worried 323 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,157 that her boyfriend is missing, huh? 324 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,730 [Jamie] Wow, you did this so quickly. 325 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,559 [Ingmar] It was easy, once we put a tail on Stacy, 326 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:12,520 she led us straight to the hotel where we found your Doug. 327 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:16,741 [groans] Stacy Mayfield, my God! 328 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,614 So the good news is your husband isn't kidnapped. 329 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:23,574 No, he's extorting me for a 150 thou 330 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:26,926 so he can run off with the star of "Kung Fu Kitty." 331 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,753 Yeah, I don't know about you, but those movies 332 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,277 are completely ruined for me. 333 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,671 You have to separate the art from the artist. 334 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,021 Right? 335 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,544 When do you think they're leaving? 336 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,546 Well, your husband is wrapped already. 337 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:42,245 But Stacy's last day on this film is tomorrow. 338 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,421 Then I suppose I'll have to get my revenge in 339 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,554 before then, right, gentlemen? 340 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,122 I'm sorry, we're not in the revenge business. 341 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,080 [both speaking Swedish] 342 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,002 Uh, look, look, you dicks just saved me 343 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,135 a chilly 150 Gs. 344 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,789 I think I can make it worth your while. 345 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,186 ♪ We'll take you home 346 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:15,017 Or... ♪ We'll get it Dunn 347 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,589 So that's the guy who stole my cousin? 348 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,766 -Mm-hm. His name's Andrew. -Ugh. 349 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,204 -Oh. -What are you-- 350 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,250 I gotta get in character. 351 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,428 What-- are you kid-- Will you just go already? 352 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,214 She's serious. 353 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,216 Mm-hmm. 354 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,088 [woman] I hope she can do this. 355 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,872 [Sarah] If anyone can, she can. 356 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,009 -Hi. -Hi. 357 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,793 [heavier Asian accent] I'm the one who call you 358 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,752 -about the vase. -Oh, it's-- it's an urn. 359 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:58,930 That's what I said, vase. Can I see it? 360 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,063 Sure. 361 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,978 [gasps] May I? 362 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,850 Oh. Oh, that's it! 363 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,201 -How much? -Thousand. 364 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:13,336 -Go! -Oh, my God, look at her go. 365 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,948 I got it! I got it! Oh!! 366 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,908 -[grunts] -Stop! 367 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,087 You see this girl? Her cousin in this vase. 368 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,089 -It's called an urn, Sun. -Whatever. 369 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,049 -We know you stole it. -Oh, fine. 370 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,615 And if you don't turn around right now 371 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,226 and walk the fuck away, 372 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,184 we'll be the last voices you ever hear. 373 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,578 Take it easy. 374 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:38,927 How about 200? 375 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,364 -Why-- -You son of a bitch! 376 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,194 [woman] I want to thank you for doing this for us. 377 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,196 -"Us"? -Me and Francis. 378 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,285 I mean, we couldn't have done it by ourselves. 379 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,374 If you want, we throw in free whoop-ass 380 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,984 -of that Andrew guy. -Really? 381 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,030 We're just glad you got Francis back. 382 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,772 I get what it's like needing to finish something you started. 383 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,253 Right. Like closure, man. 384 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,037 So I guess it's off to San Diego, right? 385 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,865 Totally, I'm gonna spend some quality time with Francis, 386 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,520 and then I'm gonna scatter her into the ocean. 387 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,088 It's gonna be real pretty. You know, I'm gonna sing a song. 388 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,047 -And I'll probably buy, like, a hot dog-- -Oh, my God, you guys, 389 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,964 This is the restaurant Brad was gonna take me to. 390 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:19,924 And there's his car. [chuckles] Brad? 391 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:27,018 Oh, my God, Brad! Hi! I'm so happy to see you. 392 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,933 We've been out investigating this crazy case. 393 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,762 And it's been totally nuts, but, hell, we cracked it. 394 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,852 So yay, us. But this is great. I-I know we missed lunch. 395 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,812 But, I mean, how about dinner? 396 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,988 Sorry, babe, the line at the bar was nuts. 397 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,730 Honey, who's this? 398 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,341 Oh, uh, sorry, I'm Sarah. Nice to meet you. 399 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,170 Nice to meet you too, Sarah. I'm Mrs. Lawrence, Brad's wife. 400 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,346 Huh. 401 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,916 Is Sarah a friend of yours? 402 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,831 We just met. 403 00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,139 I've never seen her before in my life. 404 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,752 What a coincidence. 405 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,276 I'm seeing you for the first time today, too. 406 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,155 -I say we kill him! -Sun, just keep walking. 407 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,868 Think on this, babe, in just about no time, 408 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,784 you and I will be chillin' like Bob Dylan 409 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,612 on the beach in Croatia. 410 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,309 Oh, my God, do you really think she's gonna pay it? 411 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:43,747 Oh, of course she is. That's how much she loves me. 412 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,488 -Oh! Wait. -Mm. 413 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:49,753 I didn't know Bob Dylan went to Croatia. Fun! 414 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:53,104 Oh, get over here, you gorgeous dingbat. 415 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,631 -[moans] -[knock on door] 416 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,198 [Axel] Room service! 417 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,596 [gasps] 418 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,645 I didn't know we ordered room service, did we, babe? 419 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,647 Oh, when we heard Stacy Mayfield was here, 420 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,126 we wanted to send this right up, 421 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,737 compliments of the house. 422 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,608 [screams] Oh! 423 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,915 Oh, Jamie! 424 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,004 You are so busted, Doug! 425 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,832 Did you really think that I'd pony up 426 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,443 $150,000 of my hard-earned cash? 427 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,445 It's not like you don't have it! 428 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,881 And do you always have to remind me 429 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,535 that you make more money than me, hmm? 430 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,320 -It's rude. -Oh, really? 431 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,930 So is that why you're gonna run off 432 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,759 with some cut-rate hoe-bag has-been? 433 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:41,109 -Hey! -[scoffs] Turn me around! 434 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:46,201 Oh, that's right. I said "has-been." 435 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,508 "Kung Fu Kitty 4" sucked out loud, 436 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,031 and everyone knows it. 437 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,207 -Turn me back around! -[Doug groans] 438 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:56,037 Oh, and that shit ransom video you two made. 439 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,213 What'd you think, I was some kind of idiot? 440 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,737 Yeah, well, I don't think this whole head-on-a-plate thing 441 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,913 -was a good idea, either. -Agreed. 442 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,829 Yeah, we're new at revenge. 443 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,876 Oh, this is the P.I. I hired. He's Swedish. 444 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:11,313 Um, Jamie, I'm sorry. 445 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,923 God damn right you're sorry! 446 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,100 You're looking at felony extortion, sport! 447 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,974 [singsong] Ingmar! 448 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:27,982 That's the other P.I. I hired. Also Swedish. 449 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:30,637 ♪ I'll take you home 450 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,683 ♪ We'll get it Dunn 451 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,955 [dance music plays] 452 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:48,045 That whole thing with my ex Brandon was so weird, you know? 453 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,352 That's the way it usually is with exes. 454 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,746 I used to have one that sent me a cactus every year 455 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,704 on Midsummer's Eve until I told her to stop. 456 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,359 Yeah, he was all, you know, "I've moved on." 457 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,535 And then I did exactly what you suggested, 458 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,884 and it was perfect advice. 459 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,060 Well, I do excel at good advice. 460 00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,802 You know, I was once voted 461 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,891 "Most Likely to Give Good Advice" in my high school. 462 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:11,199 That, and "Best Cheekbones" for some reason. 463 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,896 -Did you know that? -[cell phone chimes] 464 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,942 He's, like, texting me all the time now. 465 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:17,031 It's like he's in love with me again. 466 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,685 Isn't that cray? 467 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:19,860 That is cray. 468 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:21,514 [cell phone clicking] 469 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,950 What are you going to do? 470 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,778 I'm gonna kill him with kindness. 471 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,737 I'm gonna do what you said. It was good advice. 472 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,000 -Mm. -Yeah, look what I just said. 473 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,611 Oh-- yeah. 474 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,003 That's a big compliment. 475 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,962 That's a big compliment. 476 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,704 "You have giant muscles." 477 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:40,359 -[slurps] -Good and, you know, bad... 478 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,362 -It's so bitter, the tea. -[cell phone chimes]